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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:43
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good.
No go.
No way
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No, not a chance